How embarrassing

Why is it that just when you want/need to make a good impression you manage to make yourself look like a right dork?

Yesterday lunchtime me (and the other graduates who did my training scheme) had a presentation lunch with the company big wigs. Everyone was there and it was a great opportunity to look good. Now don't get me wrong I'm not completely shallow...but professional suicude so early on in my career would just be plain silly LOL. So anyhoo.... everything was looking good until I opened my sparkling water. I swear somebody had been in the kitchen shaking them all up because I've never seen a drink explode like that when the cap was undone. Seriously it drenched me and everyone around me and send my certificate swimming across the table. Then in the panic to clean up I knocked my plate of food on the floor! Well I certainly made an impression!